Where I am now standing use to be the site of a city, six years ago. As you can see, there is still rubble, leaving a fine bloody history for this fair little town. This is the site of what is now being refered to simply as Frankenstein, an event so gruesome, even the media has a hard time dealing with it. So little is known ab- May I help you? Who are you? What...please no! Help me! Hel-

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That teacher is a god damned liar. He was one of those maggots that started the riot! They told us if we didn't stop with the Frankenstein stuff, he'd kill us and blame it on us! Well, we won't be made fools of again. I say we burn this fucking city down! See how they like it! Frankenstein will be proud.

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Earlier this afternoon, a few minutes before the end of the school day, supporters of the "Frankenstein Kids" allegedly began to riot violently in their classrooms. After an hour of rampaging, the staff was able to stop the rioting, but only after several deaths, both to the staff and students. One teacher told our reporter: "All of a sudden, half the class stands up and starts stabbing the other kids with pencils! One of them came at me with a ruler and did this to me. Most of them left my room before anyone was killed, but those screams...so much blood, too...It will take a while to recover from this."

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Last night at eight PM, thirteen teenagers were sent to a nearby juvenile correction facility. They did not struggle, but did speak out against the court system, claiming it to be corrupt. These "Frankenstein Kids" are now gaining popularity among the local youth scene. Schools are beginning to create strict rules prohibiting anything related to the topic.

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Your honor, I'd like to point out that we are in no way affiliated with Frankenstein. He is merely a hero to us. I know we are still going to prison for what we did, but we all feel this is horribly unjust. The police and court systems are terribly corrupt and I bet Frankenstein would agree with us. He is a man of justice.

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Damn it you little cunts! I know you know who this Frankenstein guy is! Just tell me and everything will be just fine. We can do this the hard way if you want.

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I am sorry to interrupt your regular programs at this time, but I must address this problem. Our town has been facing several crisis' lately and I'd like to thank everyone for remaining calm. I'd also appreciate any information on this "Frankenstein" character. Everyone here would really like to get to the bottom of this as soon as possible, before more deaths. Thank you.

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Last night, at three am, ten teens who had fought in the "Frankenstein Massacre" and were sent to the local hospital, were caught cutting off life support for other patients. One teen admitted they had been doing this since midnight and had killed over 36 patients. When asked why, they all replied "Because Frankenstein is a hero."

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Frankenstein Massacre (front page)

At approximately 3 pm, the police were sent to stop a group of youths who were being "trouble makers and riot starters." The youths argued with the police force until the every police offiicer was called in. The protesting youths resisted arrest by lighting themselves on fire. Three of them died in this manner. The flaming youths lunged towards the police, who then fired upon and killed around 10 others in the crossfire. This then caused the other teens to become violent, pulling out guns, knives, and "kitchen utensils." A fight errupted between the two sides, ending in 79 deaths and 56 admitted into hospitals.

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A small group of teenagers has gathered outside the mayor's office. Their chant? "Frankenstein is a hero!" Their reasoning? One boy states "Frankenstein was only punishing those crazy guys who shot that man!" We'll have more details at ten.

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